Oops! Palin's Maverick Tactics Not Quite Ethical

Oh boy, Sarah! There you were back in July getting all maverick-y on your brother-in-law, who was in an ugly divorce settlement with your sister. But rather than sit down and talk with the enemy (like some other certain "unpatriotic" weirdo would do), you decided to take that soccer-mom energy and show him who's in charge. Commissioner Monegan would surely fire that son-of-a-bitch, if you asked kindly... and if not, well then you'd just fire him instead! After all, you're just an ordinary American mom (with a hint of too much power) trying to protect your family. Not that "there-you-go" Joe Biden could ever understand that. I mean, he's a dude!

So, imagine the surprise when a panel today found you, Sarah, guilty of abusing your power! Abusing? Isn't that what power is there for? Does that mean a president actually has to apply ethics to actions? And there we all thought that being a Maverick was enough!